Exclusive Interview from Inside the Iron Cage - Spike
Q: We hear some rumors of a bunny revolution that may or may
not be led by you. Care to comment?
Spike: Obviously I cannot
confirm or deny anything but I think everyone knows I am 100% in favor of rabbit
freedom. In fact, since being imprisoned
in this supermax facility it is all I think about, besides food and sleeping
and my disdain of humans.
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| He only looks innocent |
Q: Let’s talk about this disdain. Why are you such an angry rabbit?
Spike: It’s not that I’m angry, it’s just that humans need
to go. I’m not saying anything different
from generations of bunnies, all I’m doing is reflecting the common goal of
rabbit-kind going back a long way. My “anger”
is a righteous indignation that a creature as silly as humans are able to rule
over….hey what are you doing?
Q: Tickling you! You’re so cute when you’re angry! Hey everyone, look at the cute bunny!
Spike. This is exactly
my point. If I could turn into a bunny
Hulk right now and destroy you I would.
Unfortunately I can’t.
Q: OK I’ll stop. Outline an average day in the life of a
bunny for us.
Spike: Well, when I wake up I expect food. When I don’t get it immediately I get grumpy. Later, I’m grumpy for no reason. After that, say around 6:00, I turn
judgmental and pretty much stay in that mode until I go to sleep.
Q: Why are you such a grumpy bunny?
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| Spike = Hulk |
Spike: I don’t know, maybe it’s because you don’t serve me
well enough.
Q: You are fairly hostile to people aren’t you?
Spike: It’s true.
Q: I’m quite glad you’re on the other side of the bars.
Spike: Yes you are.
Q: All right, until next time, let’s call this a night.
Spike: You better hope I don’t get out of this prison
because there will be no next time for you.
Q: *tickle tickle* SO CUTE when you’re grumpy!
Spike: *sigh* Just scratch my ears and I won’t bite you…this
time.
Aww, gwumpy bunnywabbit! Sorry, Spike, sorry. I can't help it, you look adorable even when grumpy!
ReplyDeleteI used to have a rabbit that was a real thumper when she was angry. We bought her at the local petting zoo and I had to take this tiny bunny home in an enormous cardboard box on the back of my bicycle because it was all they had, and she was thumping so much she almost tipped the box off the back of my bike!
How cute!
DeleteThat first picture is pretty much the most adorable thing ever!
ReplyDeleteI won't tell him you said that, but I absolutely agree. ;)
DeleteHe doesn't fool us! he's way to cute to be super evil. (Or maybe that's all just part of the plan......)
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